Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There r osticjed everywhere
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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