I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
