I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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