I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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