so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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