So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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