It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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