He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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