We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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