i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Buhtt sex?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Randomize
