Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
smell my finger.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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