i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
a search helicopter?!
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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