well most of my day revolves around power hour
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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