how can u be prego again
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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