i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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