why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
being pregnant is like rehab
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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