yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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