I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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