he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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