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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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