Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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