Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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