Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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