How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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