Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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