I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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