Sry I called you an 8
how can u be prego again
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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