Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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