i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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