I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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