Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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