On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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