bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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