Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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