It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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