they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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