i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
