How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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