That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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