What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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