And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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