i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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