So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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