god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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