Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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