in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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