I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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