I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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