so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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