You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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