I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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