Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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