i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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